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86. Focus on the Good Times
“It’s probably good for my career.” “You don’t have a career!”
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Kellie Herson
85. An Environment of Calm, No Stresses
“It must be fascinating.” “It is.”
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Kellie Herson
84. At the Precipice of an Enormous Crossroads
“I look over and your Uncle Junior’s got laser beams shooting out of his eyes.”
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Kellie Herson
83. All the Sympathies and the Teas
“They did a beautiful job on him.”
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Kellie Herson

July 2020

82. Fraternities… Frat Boys…
“Could I bank the resulting good will?”
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Kellie Herson
81. Like a Pebble in a Lake
“It’s a very unflattering portrait of Italian-Americans.”
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Kellie Herson
80. Sea Vous Play
“This is what life is still like? At our age?”
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Kellie Herson
79. Because They’re Stupid, That’s Why!
“You two get in a fight?” “I don’t know!”
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Kellie Herson
78. It’s Unsportsmanlike
“What? People sit in chairs!”
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Kellie Herson

June 2020

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